My Geese Are in a Row Mostly Tee | Funny Quilter Shirt

Some days, everything is lined up beautifully.

Other days, it’s close enough.

My Geese Are in a Row. Mostly. pairs a classic Flying Geese quilt motif with the kind of dry humor quilters understand immediately. Five patterned geese sit neatly in formation, while the wording admits what we all know: perfection is ambitious.

The soft blue, cream, and muted rust palette keeps the design easy to wear, while the smaller chest placement gives it a clean, understated look.

Wear it for quilt guild, sewing days, retreats, fabric-store runs, or anytime your geese are technically in a row and nobody needs to inspect too closely.

Because “mostly” has saved many a quilting project.

Chosen For The Vintage Woman

Bella+Canvas 3001 tees are made from soft, lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, with a smooth feel that’s comfortable from the first wear.

The fit is relaxed without being bulky, making it an easy choice for the way the Vintage woman actually lives:

traveling
walking outdoors,
meeting friends for lunch,
layering under a favorite jacket, or
simply enjoying the everyday.

Soft, flattering, and easy to wear, it gives our designs a polished look while still feeling completely comfortable. It’s the kind of shirt that works with real life and reflects the quiet confidence behind Vintage Not Fragile.

Care Instructions

To Keep Your Shirt Looking It's Best Turn Inside Out to Wash.

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F);
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; ( Be careful of the design, don't place iron directly on design)
Do not dry clean.

Materials & Feel

Soft, lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Smooth surface that gives VNF artwork a clean, polished finish
Lightweight enough for warm weather and easy layering
Side-seamed construction for a more consistent fit

Fabric content varies slightly by color

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester;
Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester;
Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Fit & Wear

The Bella+Canvas 3001 has a modern, easy fit that follows the body without feeling tight or bulky. It works beautifully on its own and layers easily under jackets, cardigans, and lightweight sweaters.

For your preferred fit:

Choose your usual size for a classic fit.
Size up one for a more relaxed fit.
Size up two if you prefer an oversized look.

For Further fit guidance, see the sizing and fit guide in the listing.

30 Love It Policy

We want you to feel good about what you ordered. If your item arrives damaged, defective, incorrect, or simply isn’t quite right for you, contact us within 30 days of delivery and we’ll work with you to find the best solution. See our full Refund & Happiness Guarantee for details.

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Orders are typically processed within 1–2 business days and arrive within about 4–8 business days after shipping. Orders of $75 or more ship free, and tracking is provided once your order is on the way. See our full Shipping Policy for details.

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